master’s mind

陪朋友去拜姻緣,遇着個好正嘅算命師傅,連我呢個旁觀者都忍唔住爆笑。金句摘錄如下:

「搵男友容乜易啫,但都要你攬得落先得格。」
「鍾意冇用格,你可以攬佢,但佢有女朋友或者老婆都係冇結果,愛情冇用架喎。」
「偷食 OK,最緊要識抹嘴。」
「出去偷食,1 個同 100 個冇分別格!最緊要唔好畀佢知,要有假表現!」

「婚姻好唔好?咪睇你對佢好唔好囉!」
「你問小人,好無謂,你自己都係小人嚟格!你講人是非,人地咪講你囉,所有嘢係自己攞嚟。」
「揀事業定係婚姻,係女人嘅最大賭博。」

道理處處有,如果識得聽到學到,幸福自然在你手。

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